Here's an oldie but goodie, with a kihntemporary Warpy twist:
Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King and George W. Bush are all in line waiting for entry into the Kingdom of Heaven. Lincoln gets to the front of the line, and St. Peter advises him that he needs to prove he really is Abraham Lincoln before he can get in. Lincoln starts talking about the evils of slavery, and finally St. Peter says, "OK, I'm convinced you're Lincoln. Welcome to Heaven, Abe!"
A while later, Martin Luther King makes his way to the gate, and St. Peter tells him that he's in as long as he can prove his identity. King starts going into a speech about the evils of racism, and finally St. Peter says, "OK, I'm convinced. Welcome to Heaven, Dr. King!"
A while later yet, George W. Bush is at the gate, and St. Peter says, "OK, just prove that you really are George Dubya Bush and you're in." Bush says, "Why do I have to do that? Every taxpayer for the next three generations will know who I am!" St. Peter replies, "Because I made Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King do the same thing before letting them in. Now it's your turn." Bush says, "Lincoln? King? Who are they?" St. Peter goes, "Yep, you're George Dubya all right!"
