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Wild Sphincters, They Are A-Tightening

With the Western Conference playoff race getting tighter than a chicken's sphincterExactley how tight is a chickens sphincter? I haven't had the pleasure of being inside one.

Wild Sphincters, They Are A-Tightening

I haven't been in one either, but I did have some KFC for lunch yesterday, and I can tell ya it ain't a pretty picture.

Wild Sphincters, They Are A-Tightening

Exactley how tight is a chickens sphincter? I haven't had the pleasure of being inside one.

Then you must not really be from Iowa *wah wah*

Todays cheapshot from the peanut gallery aside........we's in trouble.

The wild are fartin along their schedule and dropping games that they should win outright. This is not the time of year to flounder in the standings.

I really don't see this team doing anything of note in the playoffs. Even if we win our division I don't think anyone would say that at that point that the Wild are the team to beat.

It all started with leading up to the trade deadline and the inaction that followed.

For the record when Pavol and Gabby have a 2 on 1 againest the goalie and they don't score 100% of the time........you know your f*#ked

Wild Sphincters, They Are A-Tightening

{Groan}  Hey Warped, kids visit this site.  Think of the children.  The children!  Hehe. :-)

Wild Sphincters, They Are A-Tightening

Where else but in these blogs can children read about hockey, sphincters, and sub-atomic physics in the same site?  And all in correct context, I might add.  Warpyland is a veritable cornucopia of accelerated educational bliss, I'm tellin' ya:)  And we're just starting to get to the "good stuff", man.