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WarpedMind

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New Entries For the Sports Dictionary

Posted on: July 28, 2008 5:55 pm
 

The first two are from a MAD magazine that would be worth some serious coin if I'd thought to hang on to the damn things back in those days.  As far as I know, the rest are Warpy originals.  In no particular order, new entries to the Sports Dictionary are:

Agnew:  to suddenly change directions without warning.  [e.g.  the ball agnewed and hit him in the face.]

Plimpton:  to poorly imitate something that is well done by others.

Kerry:  to waffle or flip-flop multiple times.  [e.g.  Alexi Casilla wasn't sure whether to start a double play at second or get the lead runner at home, so he kerryed on the play and everyone was safe.]

Favre:  to agnew or kerry, but with considerably more drama and media coverage.  [see also: Obama, Ventura]

Wie-Wie:  to make an error that even toddlers in potty training would not make.  [e.g.  I would've won the tournament if I hadn't wie-wied my score card.]  [note: not to be confused with Wie-In.]

Wie-In:  to gain entry into something for which a person is otherwise unqualified.  [e.g.  being a past champion got Darrell Waltrip a wie-in to many races.]

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Posted on: July 29, 2008 10:45 pm

New Entries For the Sports Dictionary

I love the Wie-in.



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Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: July 30, 2008 11:12 am

New Entries For the Sports Dictionary

Thanx.  If works slows down a bit, I'll try to think up some warped definitions for Bonser, Smoot and Culpepper (a plant that thrives in the international waters of Lake Minnetonka??).  Fan contributions are always welcome, especially if they work in the word "Skoula".