Arrrgh. Not even through the first round of March Madness, and already my brackets are toasted worse than Fred Smoot on any given Sunday. Oh well, at least I can enjoy the view from the top of my NASCAR league for another week; maybe even longer if Denny Hamlin somehow manages to outpoint Kyle Busch next week.
Why is it that every issue of every golf magazine has a sure-fire cure for the slice, but I'm always ducking other people's drives? And what are my balls doing in the wrong fairway?
Trigonometry is for squares.
Has anyone else noticed the facial hair differences in Paul's philtrum in the Strawberry Fields Forever video?












